i swear celebrity pregnancies last like 2 months instead of 9???
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As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.
Step it up trixie
THAT IS PAULINA NOT TRIXIE TANG YOU UNEDUCATED NOODLE
if you play with my hair youre going to get kissed so dont do that
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.
"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"